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The Beaver Valley Observer is a parody newspaper, and all stories and headlines are fictional. Any and all mention of real celebrities are entirely for humor value only, and never represented or intended to be taken seriously. Similarity between the fictional persons, localities and entities of "Beaver Valley" and real individuals, places and professional businesses/service are purely coincidental. 


Writers:
Richard Fry
Beth Perry




thanks for "moral" support to:
Derpina
Loudbear
Hawaiian Mama
Mr. DeNiro
Mr. Max
and "Bilbo" and "Copperhead"









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